Signs as things Dean Winchester has said

Aries: “You hold him down while we knife him, and then we’ll all go out for ice cream and strippers.”

Taurus: “Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?”

Gemini: “Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

Cancer: “Cass, get out of my ass!”

Leo: “Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees.”

Virgo: “Misha? Jensen? What’s up with the names around here?“

Libra: "Karma’s a bitch, bitch.”

Scorpio: “I have been re-hymenated.”

Sagittarius: “Well that’s great, because without your power, you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.”

Capricorn: “I’m not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I’m a painted whore.”

Aquarius: “Vampirates.”

Pisces: “Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. I hate this game. I hate that we’re in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There’s like 300 of them on television, they’re all the freaking same.”