Aries: Is the best company you can have.
Taurus: Gives the best gifts.
Gemini: Can be your partner in crime.
Cancer: Is always available to cuddle with you.
Leo: Makes you food
Virgo: Takes you to the best restaurants in town.
Libra: Loves to talk… about anything.
Scorpio: Is always there for you, no matter what.
Sagittarius: Could do anything to see you smile.
Capricorn: Drives you home when you’re drunk.
Aquarius: Comes to your house to talk about freud.
Pisces: Remembers your birthday.