Actual real zodiac sign thingies

aries: kinda bossy but v driven

taurus: chill af

gemini: bad choosers and smart as hell

cancer: hella emotional

leo: I just cant wait to be kiiing

virgo: analyzation is their middle name

libra: balanced and calm and perfectionist

scorpio: ruthless killing machine

sagittarius: glass half-full

capricorn: likes being in charge, dominant

aquarius: very deep and quizzical

pisces: really good artists and indecisive

Source: dweebadactyl