The signs as The Front Bottoms lyrics about lo…

Aries: And I will remember that summer as the summer I was taking steroids, because you like a man with muscles and I like you.

Taurus: Hey man I love you, but no fucking way

Gemini: I will say “I love you” back to the love that I am given.

Cancer: Since when did “I want to hear your voice” not become a good excuse? Calling you three in the morning, laugh at sleep that we’ll both lose.

Leo: Honey, you gotta learn that love is simple, just like mud. If you play the dirt then I’ll play the water, all we gotta do is touch.

Virgo: I’m gonna have to learn that this love will never be convenient.

Libra: All the branches on the tree that we carved our initials in, it seemed to bend and take shape of them.

Scorpio: You say “I hate you” you mean it, and “I love you” sounds fake.

Sagittarius: I love New Mexico. I love places I’ve never been. I love the idea of places I’ll never go.

Capricorn: I want to be stronger than your dad was for your mom.

Aquarius: I love girls with ex boyfriends that they aren’t really over.

Pisces: I want to be that comfortable place where you write and read, watch tv, or deeply breathe.