Aries: And I will remember that summer as the summer I was taking steroids, because you like a man with muscles and I like you.
Taurus: Hey man I love you, but no fucking way
Gemini: I will say “I love you” back to the love that I am given.
Cancer: Since when did “I want to hear your voice” not become a good excuse? Calling you three in the morning, laugh at sleep that we’ll both lose.
Leo: Honey, you gotta learn that love is simple, just like mud. If you play the dirt then I’ll play the water, all we gotta do is touch.
Virgo: I’m gonna have to learn that this love will never be convenient.
Libra: All the branches on the tree that we carved our initials in, it seemed to bend and take shape of them.
Scorpio: You say “I hate you” you mean it, and “I love you” sounds fake.
Sagittarius: I love New Mexico. I love places I’ve never been. I love the idea of places I’ll never go.
Capricorn: I want to be stronger than your dad was for your mom.
Aquarius: I love girls with ex boyfriends that they aren’t really over.
Pisces: I want to be that comfortable place where you write and read, watch tv, or deeply breathe.