An Aries Biggest Reason To Friend Zone You: They’ll tell you that they’re focused on work and they don’t want anyone to distract them from achieving their goals.
A Taurus Biggest Reason To Friend Zone You: They just gotten out of a bad relationship and they need some time to focus on themselves and their priorities.
Aries: Alone time; me, myself and my phone
Taurus: Ice cream
Gemini: Hanging with friends to get their mind off things
Leo: Music and looking sad out the window pretending to be in a sad movie ;(
Libra: Poor perfect little people hardly ever get to relax
Scorpio: They look themselves in their room but after that who knows tbh
Sagittarius: Takes a walk in a pretty place
Capricorn: These guys only relax in their sleep (If they even sleep)
Aquarius: Stays home and is productive
Pisces: Bubble bath with candies and binaural beats and shit.
(Ft. Lana Songs)
*check venus and moon*
The type of girlfriend to rarely be serious. They can be, but always end up making a bad or boring situation funny. They’ll take good care of you, not so much in a nurturing way, but in a more forceful way. Because they want the best for you. If you’re dating an Aries you have to show that you truly care about them, and do things such as check up on them, hang out with them regularly, and don’t be flakey. If you can do that, they’ll reciprocate will gifts and attention. Aries can become clingy and will want a lot of affection. But at the end of the day if you’re dating an Aries woman you’ll always be in good company.
Lana song: “Freak”
Taurus are usually very financially stable, so when it comes to money, she’ll probably take care of you more than you’ll take care of her. Taurus don’t expect too much from the person they’re with, because Taurus like to be the “fixers” And they’ll sometimes settle for someone who isn’t as successful as them. They are very generous and will eventually be all about you, you’ll notice a change in heart when you’re around them. But at times they can be selfish and might want you to only pay attention to them and their problems-they’ll always try and help find a solution to your problems though. You won’t regret being with a Taurus woman, especially if you like someone who can be fun and domestic at the same time.
Lana song: “Shades of Cool”
When it comes to Gemini women, they can be very caring and easily adapt to a domestic lifestyle. As much as they love “playing house”, they love traveling also. So having a Gemini as a girlfriend includes, traveling, trying new places and foods, and dealing with mood swings. Unfortunately Gemini’s can become moody, they are usually very optimistic and energetic. But like everyone they have their bad days. Gemini women care a lot about the person they’re with and people are usually drawn to them because of how feminine and intelligent they are.
Lana song: “Carmen”
Cancer women are like the known nurturers. They’ll make time for their partner and will always make sure they’ve eaten and have had a good day. They can sometimes be hard to handle with all their emotions, they aren’t necessarily crybabies, but they often feel a lot of emotions at once causing them to feel some type-of-way. Cancer women want someone that can take care of them and be there for them. They get stressed easily so they need to know that you’ll be there for them as much as they’re there for you. But even though Cancers love deeply, they also hate deeply and like to be right. They have strong opinions and will feel the need to share them when in a conflict, so that’s when you especially need to listen to her.
Lana song: “White Mustang”
Leo women love hard and will take good care of their partner. But at the end of the day, if you walk over them, they’re not afraid to leave you. Especially if they know they have better options. In every way possible a Leo will always be there for you and they’ll stick to their word. Leo women are also very honest, so she won’t make a promise she can’t keep. It’s hard for her to admit her flaws, and it’s important for you to be there for her in her darkest times. Because even though she can be very optimistic and fun, she can also get easily annoyed and hurt. She puts herself on a high pedestal, and expects herself to do her best at everything. So as often as you can, praise her, and she’ll do almost anything for you.
Lana song: “Cruel World”
Virgo women can play hard to get and they don’t fall in love easily. Since a relationship isn’t her main priority-since most female Virgos have a lot on their plate-she might not focus all her attention on you, at first anyways. Virgos are good listeners and try to be peacemakers but often fail because they can let their opinions get in the way. And in a new relationship she might not let her guard down until she feels comfortable. It’s not that she doesn’t like you or care about you-she actually cares a lot-but she sometimes struggles to escape her business life, and can seem uptight. But the more time you spend with her the more outgoing she becomes. And most female Virgos like to travel and experience new things with their partner. It’s not uncommon for her to wear the pants in the relationship, but she’s good at adapting and can/will be open to things you like.
Lana Song: “West Coast”
Libra women can be big flirts and they sometimes like to be chased. They aren’t known to lead a domestic lifestyle or be homebodies, but they can be very loyal girlfriends. Once they begin to care about someone it’s hard for them to stop. They can be hard to understand sometimes because they don’t really understand themselves, but they do know they want a stable relationship with a lot of excitement and trust. They also want the relationship they’re in to be peaceful and a partner they can count on. Because they might not be the most affectionate all the time but female Libras are very emotional, and can become moody-similar to Gemini’s. They’re so busy trying to make everyone around them happy, they sometimes forget about themselves. To make a Libra woman happy you have to give them a lot attention, but space when they ask for it. They’ll appreciate it more than you know.
Lana song: “Video Games”
Scorpio women are very passionate people and care deeply about the one’s close to them. They are very emotional whether they’d like to admit it or not, and sometimes show love in weird yet loud ways. In a relationship they’ll most likely make most of the decisions, and aren’t afraid to argue if they think they’re right. But majority of the time they’re pretty chill and easygoing as long as you don’t tempt them. They don’t fall in love easily, Scorpio women usually lead people on. But once you’ve latched onto one they slowly become more open with you. And they’ll talk you into doing things with them, no matter if you hate it or not because they know they’ll make it up to you.
Lana song: “Gods & Monsters”
Sagittarius women are probably the most caring girlfriends you’ll find. They’ll take good care of their partner and always check up on them. But they need to be checked up on too. And no matter how optimistic they are, if you hurt them or mess with them, they’ll hold a grudge. One thing a Sag hates is getting taken for granted. So in a relationship they won’t take any type of disrespect. Them being extroverts, they’ll probably drag you to social events. But will always be open to doing things you like. They love to travel and aren’t usually homebodies, so taking them on vacation or anywhere new from time to time will increase their happiness. A lot of the time they’ll put you first and can either be really affectionate or really distant sometimes.
Lana song:“Summertime Sadness”
Capricorn women are usually very hard working and can be patient depending on the situation. This meaning they’ll do everything they can to keep the relationship they’re in steady and stable. They can be awkward sometimes when it comes to love but they make really good girlfriends. They’re good listeners, and won’t push you to do anything unless they think it’ll really help you. They are usually private about their relationship but Capricorn women like to brag, so they’ll often find an excuse to bring you up or talk about your achievements. They like to joke a lot and they’ll often make fun of you in a loving way. They are also very reliable and no matter what they’ll always help you out. In the end a Capricorn woman will never want to be controlled but they are easygoing most of the time, and they care about your happiness a lot.
Lana song: “Money Power Glory”
Aquarius women are hard to crack but usually pretty sweet and giving. They-like a lot of signs-have several emotions coming at them and often don’t know how to respond, so that makes them distant to people they love. Aquarius women care deeply about the opinions of the people close to them, even if they pretend they don’t. They’re usually pretty energetic and loud so they might not seem serious but they do listen to you a lot more than you notice. As girlfriends, Aquarians don’t miss a thing and won’t let any negative thing you say/do slide. But if you’re good to them, they’ll acknowledge it and be even better to you. The more you give, the more soft they become towards you. They don’t want a lot, but as long as you’re there for moral support, they’ll be happy.
Lana song: “Born To Die”
Pisces women love to pamper their partner and are usually loyal girlfriends. They would do almost anything for the person they love and expect nothing in return. Pisces women can be very sarcastic and love inside jokes, so sharing that with you will make them feel special. They often read too much into things, so don’t promise anything or say misleading things in front of them. All Pisces care about in a relationship is making sure their partner is happy and cared for. Even in their worst days-which Pisces women have a lot of-they’ll try to be there for you and support you. Pisces are usually go-with-the-flow people and can either be very chill or very dramatic. And they’re not materialistic so you don’t have to worry about getting them big gifts they’ll be fine with a book or an album from their favorite artist. A Pisces woman will defend you to the end and they hope you’ll do the same for them, because you’re probably all they think about.
Lana song: “In My Feelings”
Aries: The “Bar Fight” Cliche
Taurus: The “Strong Female is Always Underestimated” Cliche
Gemini: The “Bad Guy/Good Guy Comparison” Cliche
Cancer: The “Not Actually Dead But You Thought” Cliche
Leo: The “Kisses the Love Interest at the Last Second When There is Literally No Time for Kissing” Cliche
Virgo: The “Awkward Elevator Scene” Cliche
Libra: The “30 Second Makeover Scene and *gasp* She’s Beautiful” Cliche
Scorpio: The “Disappear into the Fog” Cliche
Sagittarius: The “‘Get A Hold Of Yourself!’ *slaps*” Cliche
Capricorn: The “30 Second Bomb Takes 5 Minutes to Go Off” Cliche
Aquarius: The “Beaten the First Time but They Get Up and Beat the Enemy Even Though They’re Weak” Cliche
Pisces: The “Popular Guy Falls for the Unpopular Girl or Vice Versa” Cliche
Aries: Moody, can we say sometimes ready to bite someone’s face off?
Taurus: Stubborn to the core and also loves food way more than a real relationship.
Gemini: Not committed and doesn’t have the time to nurture a relationship.
ARIES, GEMINI, VIRGO, SAGITTARIUS
CANCER, LIBRA, AQUARIUS, PISCES
TAURUS, LEO, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN
Aries: “I don’t even have my own attention/you said please don’t ever change/but you don’t like me the way I am” -Sunshine Riptide-
Taurus: “If I can live through this/I can do anything” -Champion-
Gemini: “I took too many hits off this memory/I need to come down” -Hold Me Tight or Don’t-
Cancer: “I’ve got dreams of my own/but I wanna make yours come true/so honey please come through” -Heavens Gate-
Leo: “I was gonna say something/that would solve all our problems/but then I got drunk/and forgot what I was talking about” -Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)-
Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
Aries male: very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it’s true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It’s not that he is a dick, it’s just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
Cancer male: oh boy. “Nightmare dressed as a daydream”. Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he’ll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn’t look like. The lonely wolf.
Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn’t notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
Virgo male: cute but doesn’t have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn’t want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn’t care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn’t already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won’t forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
Libra male: my everything. Pretends he’s a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you’ll know when she cares about you. She’s like a mama bear. She’ll call you if she feels you are not happy. She’ll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don’t care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don’t know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and s*x.
Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can’t stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She’s so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He’s a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain’t in the same political party as you, just don’t mention politics. That’s when the fire shows.
Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won’t even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she’ll call. She’s absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it’s hard for her to trust people completely.
Capricorn male: THE F*CKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he’s crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she’s hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she’s very honest.
Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it’s just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don’t even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.