Category: asks

“Anytime anyone tries to make me do literally anything” Me: Nagini, Dinner.

lmao mood

I’ll be intending to do something but you tell me to do it and I’m like actually no fuck you

and if you tell me to not do something. I’m gonna fucking do it

but don’t try reverse psychology because scorpios are hella intuitive and we know when you’re pulling that bullshit

@stud-yawgmoth apparently not bc none of them are arguing with me about this and I am extremely disappointed

you missed 69,666 :cc

I did I was fucking checking every ten minutes for it and then totally missed it worst day of my life 🙁

For some reason I picture a southern American accent from you. Most likely from Texas, since that’s the accent I’m most familiar with. I don’t even know why but it suits this thrice damned blog

this is fuckin amazing to me for so many reasons thats not my accent but please never stop dude

American ? 😎

I mean ya but like which accent lol there are many

Is it normal for Scorpios to share food??? I’m fucking confused. I asked my friend to share some of her food with me and she just gave me some??? The fuck??? I mean I’m kind of happy she did, cause food but I also never saw her do it with someone else so I’m confused. Not to mention, I’m a god damn Taurus, so I don’t share my food unless I legit trust you and not even then sometimes, cause it’s food, ya know? I don’t know dude, I’m drunk and sleepy. Not to mention happy/flattered/IDFK

this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever been asked thank you. scorpio doesn’t have that resource hoarding quality taurus can have so makes sense you wouldn’t want to share your food and would be baffled

scorpio can be like so close to the cuff when it comes to their inner workings and they’re so focused inward it’s like what is a fry here have it. but also this is your friend and scorpios are so fucking down to do shit for their friends so like duh bitch you can have some of my food. we might not cook you a full ass meal like a cancer would but were still a water sign we care

taking food from other people not so much you never kno what might be in that shit

I relate to all of the descriptions of Scorpio except the magnetic part. People don’t seem to understand me and just dismiss me as weird and move along. My best friend is a Leo though and I have never seen people attach themselves so quickly to a person. I don’t understand….

We are emotional beings with personalities made up of much more than our sun sign. the moon and other planets as well as the houses they are in affect how we are in addition to that sun sign. so keep that in mind! you are more than just a checklist of scorpio traits

that being said, leo magnetism and scorpio magnetism are different. leo can be loud and out there and can demand attention whereas the magnetism of scorpio is quieter, more a natural pull. people may not always approach you because maybe they feel you’re unapproachable but they notice you. your rising sign is also going to play a role since that is the first impression people have of you.

I have people approach me now and then but more typically I get aquaintances or people I’m already talking to feeling like they can open up and share things with me. I get a lot of life stories or deeply personal information out of people without asking. coworkers give me all the gossip always. that’s how my magnetism works, it pulls information out of people. I’ve got mercury in scorpio so that is some of it too.

so really you don’t need to look at your leo friend and think you’re not magnetic because you’re not the life of the party or don’t have people clinging to your. figure out how your personal brand of magnetism works.

Are you saying scorpios would fuck angels? Not my cup of tea. Am a vampire/demon type of gal.

angel fucking scorpios and demon fucking scorpios are both Valid and I personally would fuck both

It's a little strange that Virgo and Gemini are compatible. Their character looks so different

they’re not like a “traditional” astromatch but like they can be especially if other parts of the chart are more compatible. am of the opinion that anyone can make shit work if they really want to

It's a little strange that Virgo and Gemini are compatible. Their character looks so different

they’re not like a “traditional” astromatch but like they can be especially if other parts of the chart are more compatible. am of the opinion that anyone can make shit work if they really want to