aries: in subtle ways. an aries will not directly say what they feel all the time, strong displays of emotions might make them uncomfortable, so you need to read between the lines. they will buy you flowers, make you things, and maybe even write little letters.
taurus: a taurus will put you first. they will talk to you all day, hang out with you whenever they have time, and give you every ounce of attention they have. if they are in love with you, they want you to know and they won’t ever have a problem with saying it.
Aries: “His face says hot but his bio says dickhead and his stupid snapback says douchey frat boy so I’d swipe left if I was you.”
Taurus: “This is just like that episode of Grey’s Anatomy!” *explains in detail the plot of an episode that doesn’t have anything to do with the situation*
Gemini: “Sometimes you have to kick the dude in the balls. Sometimes you have to make out with his best friend. Sometimes you just have to sit at home and eat ice cream and watch The Notebook 30 times. I don’t make the rules.”
Cancer: “We’d be screwed if our parents got murdered and we were being chased by Count Olaf. We’re idiots. We can’t do anything.”
Leo: “Please remember: we are on a boat. If you fight him, you’ll have to walk the plank, and I’m not coming in after you.”
Virgo: “Someone just handed me this baby but I don’t know who they were and I don’t know whose baby this is or anything so I guess I’m a mom now?”
Libra: “I like your dad. The first time I met him, he put my shoulder back in it’s socket. It’s gonna take a lot to make me hate him.”
Scorpio: “Okay so here’s my new thesis: Words are Made Up and Languages are Fake: Screw You Linguistics. I think it’s pretty good.”
Sagittarius: “Sometimes I just want to poison someone. I could do it, you know. I’m a bartender. Nobody would ever know.”
Capricorn: “Jack-Jack is my hero. He’s a baby, and he’s the absolute shit. Superman wishes he was Jack-Jack. I wish I was half as cool as him.”
Aquarius: “Legally Blonde taught me I could be hot and still be a kick ass lawyer. Law school just teaches me laws and all that boring shit.”
Pisces: “I wish I was an Avenger cause I’d just have theme music all the time. Hey, can you follow me around just playing Mamma Mia constantly?”