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The signs as Witcher quotes

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: “Only death can finish the fight, everything else only interrupts the fighting.”

Taurus: “Were I to attempt to be good to everyone, to the entire world and to all the creatures living in it, it would be a drop of fresh water in the salt sea. In other words, a wasted effort. Thus, I decided to do specific good; good which would not go to waste. I’m good to myself and my immediate circle.”

Gemini: “Since when did you know anything about mimicking bird calls, Zoltan?’ ‘That’s the whole point. If you hear a strange, unrecognisable sound, you’ll know it’s me.”

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why you should never fight the signs

aries: they become the rudest, baddest, stubborn bitch! extremely infuriating to go agains

taurus: try their best in shouting back, they dont forget even when its over. they will slowly bring the topic back when their more prepared and win
cancer: will start crying easily, but can become like really violent so like stay away

gemini: really really loud, and they talk really fast probably shit but they won’t let you interrupt

leo: gets angry pretty quickly and has a lotta sarcastic comments, just gets really bitchy

virgo: there usually pretty cool so they become really scary when they loose it
libra: has probably prepared for this, has a claim thesis introduction evidence and a summary, btw they would have gotten an A+

scorpio: will know exactly where and how to hurt you. they always listen so they will spring shit on you that you didn’t even tell them

sagittarius: will just spring out of no where and just keep on going, they won’t stop until they win

capricorn: actually satan!! cut throat and plain mean. gets so frustrated because they know they always win.

aquarius: still somehow chill?? will bring up tons of facts and evidence and never starts one unless they know they are gonna win

pisces: queen of mean!! their whole demeanor changes and they become extremely cold

Source: zodioharry

advice to the signs from a scorpio

aries: you are not the world around you. the things that are happening to you do not define the person you are. chin up, be strong.

taurus: you get so worked up about everything, it’s good to stop and breathe once in a while. smell the roses, watch the wind.

gemini: you don’t have to pretend to be something you’re not. the people that matter most will like you regardless of who you are.

cancer: let your emotions out. you feel so strongly, it is only hurting you to keep them to yourself,, which i know you do…

leo: the only advice i have for you is to know that the way you treat others can either make or break them. you are very influential and that is a gift. use it wisely.

virgo: stop expecting things out of people that they aren’t giving you that you think you deserve.

libra: not everyone has to like you, you are special enough to know that others don’t matter. stop letting them effect you so much.

scorpio: you’re going to be okay, you just need to get all of the facts of a situation before you react because all of your choices, no matter how small, greatly affect your life.

saggitarius: it’s not okay to play both sides of a situation. you are more manipulative and secretive than any scorpio, and it’s not okay to treat people the way you do sometimes. you need to realize when you’re hurting and not helping.

capricorn: you have to stop getting so worked up and angry at everything. take a second to listen to what others are saying to you before making yourself all upset. you’re good.

aquarius: you need to open up more. you are so full of light and knowledge that keeping yourself locked away in the quiet is keeping the world from being so much better.

pisces: understand that not everyone is going to be helpful on your journey in life. forgiveness is so easy for you, you just really need to realize when people don’t deserve it.

Source: astraphcbia

Fighting/Angry Signs!

Aries: I have few Aries friends and I think that they can actually keep calm longer than you would think. If a someone says stupid things to them, they pretty much laugh at it and let it go, but if a someone says something disrespectful to their friends, it is going down real fast! It starts with calm and slow: “What did you say?” and if they feel like they need to kick some ass, they can hear straight nothing, but their temper around them. Sometimes Aries might just want to spice their life a little and take whatever reason they have to fight. They need excitement.

Taurus: Taurus keeps it cool pretty long, but they have a meter that is slowly but surely getting there. It is a big surprise when they snap and after that it is not a guessing game. Often they end up crying and just letting their emotions out. You really don’t know how long they’ve been gathering all the anger, so you can be more than sure, that they will not forget the day that they had to play weak in front of you.

Gemini: Annoying Gemini is easy, but making them actually angry can be quite hard. A lot of times people mix the excitement and straight forwardness with anger. They are loud and clear about their opinions and often times it might seem like they’re just pissed off about something. Oh, but believe me, that is not even close with an angry Gemini. If they don’t like something, you will be informed as soon as possible. They will use big words and if they feel like that is not enough, or the situation is really hurting them, they will hurt you back brutally. You know when they’re very angry, if you can see your stuff flying around. Good thing is that they usually go back to normal really fast, but they will not forget.

Cancer: You will hear some kind of a warning from them, before they let it loose. If you’re smart, you will listen to that warning, because you do not want to hurt and anger an Cancer. They’re very protective of their loved ones and their engine runs with emotions, so be ready to hear every mistake you’ve ever made. It’s like they’ve been memorizing it all only for that moment.

Leo: Have you ever been near explosions? Well after this you have. If Leo gets angry, they will try to hurt your pride and confidence. Whatever happens, there is only one possible winner for them. They won’t apologize, they only forgive. If you’re close to them, after the fight it might be all fine and they usually won’t remind you about it and if they do, it is only to laugh about the whole thing. If you’re not that close to them, prepare to be ignored possibly for the rest of your life. They will act like they would not give a fuck about you, but they will talk about you with their friends, and probably laugh and question who you think you are.

Virgo: They will try to put their anger to the back of their mind and not take an action. Then, one day you do something small, but annoying to them, and suddenly it is all out there. With Virgo the anger might be quite awkward, because there is so many little things going on.

Libra: First they will question, if they actually have a reason to be mad about something. They weight it, like they weight everything and if they feel like they have a good enough reason, they will take their action totally based on emotions. It can be messy and weird, because Libra is usually not like that. They’re calm and balanced, so sometimes it might be a little hard to take their anger seriously, even tho they will probably have a very good reason to act out. I have seen unbalanced Libra in action and it is quite harmful and it includes a lot of shouting and tears.

Scorpio: You could say, that Scorpios are very afraid to get angry. They think that they’re above it, and that is very often true. The way I see it, is that it is healthy and good that they most of the time realize how harmful they can be, because they have so deep emotions. However, they will shut all of those feelings inside of them and eventually they start to show brutal criticism and mean sarcasm towards you, because they just need to let some of it out. If the situation goes too far, they will revenge slowly but surely every bit of the hurt that they’re experiencing because of you. My father is a Scorpio and he shows some pretty mean criticism towards me all the time, so it makes me wonder, what makes him so frustrated, because I have no clue.

Sagittarius: My beloved sister is Sagittarius and let me tell you, this anger is fast and the most demonic kind that you will ever see. It’s like, you are not even taking any part of this fight, but somehow they will have it all going on by themselves. It is very dramatic and loud and there is nothing you can do about it but wait, till it’s over. It’s better that you won’t say a thing, because they probably got angry about something seriously insignificant, like you walking a little too close when they were doing their makeup or something. I sometimes just can’t do anything but laugh. It is crazy!

Capricorn: They don’t like drama, they don’t like to fight. They think it’s childish and idiotic. If they have to let it out, they will tell you that you’re disappointing and then they want to get as far away from you as possible, so they won’t loose it all. They really don’t like to have any kind of anger going on, so they will get rid of the cause quite fast. Then there is this type that can’t shut up and it’s called relatives.

Aquarius: You’ll notice they’re getting pissed off, before the final explosion. Instead of showing their anger straight to your face, they will have some imaginary matches in their mind. They don’t take action very easily, but they can get furious and they will let you know how stupid you are. Good luck!

Pisces: They are so sensitive and that is why they don’t want to hurt anyone, at least it seems like that at first. Things can take a very nasty turn. They can be surprisingly very sharp and hurtful, even tho it seems that they would never say anything mean. It can get very irritating and childish. However, they do feel sorry after the anger fades and they will try to make it up for you. They actually get really sad about it all, they apologize like 8382 times and you’re trying to tell them that it is totally fine and still it bothers them.

Source: myzzodiac

The Signs in a Fistfight

Aries: Doesn’t even remember why they got in a fight, but knows that this bitch got the wrong one and they gonna die today

Taurus: Surprisingly very strong and ends up winning the fight, even though it was their first fight ever

Gemini: Acts tough until they wind up unconscious on the ground

Cancer: Is only fighting because the other person hurt someone they love; lets this anger fuel them to beat them all the way through the seven levels of Hell

Leo: Yelling really loudly, but doesn’t actually know how to throw a proper punch

Virgo: Compulsively studied fights on YouTube in case they ever needed to defend themselves; uses that knowledge to show everyone who messes with them who’s boss

Libra: Trying to talk their way out of the fight and be friends with everyone–the same reason they wound up in this situation in the first place

Scorpio: Stares viciously at their opponent and makes them involuntarily piss their pants from fear while everyone else watches, confused

Sagittarius: Rubbed someone off the wrong way for the first time in their life and is actually confused and amused at the person’s attempt at fighting them

Capricorn: Called out a bully and beat them the fuck up when they got in their face about it

Aquarius: Made someone mad when they were talking about their viewpoints as a vegan, a feminist, and lgbtq rights supporter; refuses to fight because they are a pacifist, too

Pisces: Doesn’t understand what they did to get in this situation; prays to God that they make it out alive

Source: cancercornastrology

The signs as Witcher quotes

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: “Only death can finish the fight, everything else only interrupts the fighting.”

Taurus: “Were I to attempt to be good to everyone, to the entire world and to all the creatures living in it, it would be a drop of fresh water in the salt sea. In other words, a wasted effort. Thus, I decided to do specific good; good which would not go to waste. I’m good to myself and my immediate circle.”

Gemini: “Since when did you know anything about mimicking bird calls, Zoltan?’ ‘That’s the whole point. If you hear a strange, unrecognisable sound, you’ll know it’s me.”

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Zodiac Signs That Represent The Right and left…

Right Brain: 

Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Aries

Traits: They don’t fall for practical jokes as easily as some.

Traits: They often find it hard to follow verbal directions.

Traits: They can create nothing into something beautiful.

Left Brain:

 Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Libra, Cancer

Traits: They can answer questions spontaneously.

Traits: Their words are precise and they always get the job done.

Traits: Great problem solvers.

what the signs need in someone

aries: they need someone to be there for them and protect them as they protect everyone else.

taurus: they need someone to understand why they feel so strongly about the things they do.

gemini: they just need someone to look beyond what everyone else sees.

cancer: they need someone to give them as much admiration as they give everyone else.

leo: they need someone who sees beyond the image they put out, someone who truly cares to ask them the deep questions.

virgo: they need someone to be warm with them when they feel distant.

libra: they need someone who will help to spark inspiration in them to keep moving forward.

scorpio: they need someone to listen to them when their mind gets too loud.

sagittarius: they need someone who is willing to help them understand their own thoughts.

capricorn: they need someone to understand why they want all of the things they do in life, and won’t hold them back

aquairus: they simply need someone to laugh with, who doesn’t take life so seriously all the time.

pisces: they need someone that they can have deep talks with almost all the time, who doesn’t get tired of expanding their mind.

THE SIGNS AS WHY I HATE THEM

CAPRICORN: UNSTABLE AND STUBBORN!!! TOO QUIET AND YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHAT’S UP UNTIL THEY’RE SINKING THEIR TEETH INTO YOU. ABSOLUTE EVIL AND A CORRUPTIVE FORCE!!!!

SAGITTARIUS: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ONE BUT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. PROBABLY BORING??? RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE.

SCORPIO: EVIL. LOVES MEMES AND DYING. EXTREMELY TYPICAL OF THEIR ZODIAC, CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING.

LIBRA: NARCISSISTIC AND SELF-PREENING. REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING. BASICALLY A PEACOCK ON DRUGS

VIRGO: TRIES TO SEEM CALM AND HOLIER-THAN-THOU RIGHT UNTIL THEY SNAP!!!!!!!!!! BASICALLY THE ANGSTY TEENS OF THE ZODIAC.

LEO: TOO FULL OF THEMSELVES. TOO STUBBORN. SELF-CENTERED PIECES OF SHIT THAT WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT WAS GOOD FOR OTHERS IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS,

CANCER: EMOTIONAL AND WHINY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAY THEY AREN’T!!!!!!!!!!! KIND OF BORING TOO.

GEMINI: KIND OF BORING. KIND OF VANILLA. THAT GUY YOU MEET AT THE WATER COOLER WHO WON’T SHUT UP EVER.

TAURUS: STUBBORN BUT PROBABLY FINE IN GENERAL??? I’VE NEVER MET ONE THAT I KNOW OF. RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE!!!!!!!

ARES: TOO GOOD. ELEGANT AND PROUD. VERY ANNOYING WHEN THEY DON’T GET THEIR WAY. AS THE RIGHTFUL KINGS OF THE ZODIAC WE MUST CONSPIRE FOR THEIR IMMEDIATE DEATH

PISCES: A FUCKING FISH ?WHAT IS THIS. OVEREMOTIONAL AND FRAGILE AND ALL-AROUND OBNOXIOUS. PETTY AS FUCK TOO
AQUARIUS: KIND OF A WET TOWEL LMFAO. BORING. LITERALLY FILLED WITH WATER. PROBABLY MOLDY ?

Source: terriblepapyrus

Signs and hugs

Aries: Is a sad pumpkin who just wants hugs but refuses to admit that they want said hugs, gives warm hugs.

Taurus: Wants all the hugs. All of the hugs. Will ask for hugs. Surprise hugs. Short hugs. Long hugs. If you don’t stop them you might get a little more than a hug.

Gemini: Emotional hugger. If your sad prepare for a giant bear hug, if your happy get ready for a giant bear hug…no matter the occasion you should just be prepared for a giant bear hug.

Cancer: “Get the fuck away from me”

Leo: Tackle hugs. Just from every direction. they’re like ninja huggers. They laugh a lot during hugs and are the type of person who will pick you up whilst hugging and just kind of breaks your spine but that’s okay.

Virgo: Gives casual hugs to friends, family, pets. Is very chill with hugs, will hug you if you look sad because that’s they’re only reaction when people are sad. they’re not very good with the speaking part so they’ll just hug you.

Libra: *Is not there to receive hug because you cant fucking find them*

Scorpio: Yells at you from across the room and jogs over to embrace you with all they’re might, but they’re not very strong so its like a cute bear hug from like a toddler and they tell you like an entire novel in the time that your hugging and are just super cheerful about the hug.

Sagittarius: Awkward af. A single pat on the back. Awkward small talk. Why is everything so awkward. Should we stop? We don’t know. They smell nice tho

Capricorn: Bro hugs, just bro hugs that often start with a handshake. Sometimes you cant tell if they’re doing it ironically or they really just hug everyone this way. Sometimes ends up hurting you but that’s okay because they chill

Aquarius: So many fucking hugs. They are like a snuggly, they will wrap you in warmth and will just stay there hugging you and somehow its not awkward and you can just be hugging and its so nice and warm. They love the compliments they receive in hugging and it ends up with them being self conscious on their hugs.

Pisces: They always go for the waist and the tall ones rest they’re chins on your head and are soft and welcoming and the short ones dig they’re faces in your shoulder nook or in your stomach and are just cuties. But if you mention height to the short ones they WILL stab you, you have been warned.

Source: danlullhoweelssowow