Signs as things people have replied to my posts with
Aries: These are starting to piss me off.
Gemini: Astrology usually annoys the shit out of me, but you know what- on point, here.
Cancer: How could u, why would u say that
Leo: I’m a boob girl so I’ll definitely be checking out your rack 😍
Virgo: You get me! I don’t wanna admit it, but yeah…
Libra: Most are deep but Gemini’s sounds like a sorority girl named Karyn quote before she dumps her friends and goes out to LA to live with a cool mom named Barbra who has like 50 units of Botox in her face and is trying to fit in with eighteen year olds, but it’s fine cause she’s cool and lets underage sorority girls get white girl wasted in her basement (that’s why Karyn is going there).
Scorpio: Scorpio, what sanity?
Sagittarius: As a sag, I can say that admiring your butt is a must in any relationship for me.
Capricorn: Hummis is gross BUH BOO
Aquarius: YES BITCH I GET THE ASSBUTT QUOTE
Pisces: my puns are great tho