ARIES, GEMINI, VIRGO, SAGITTARIUS
CANCER, LIBRA, AQUARIUS, PISCES
TAURUS, LEO, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN
ARIES, GEMINI, VIRGO, SAGITTARIUS
CANCER, LIBRA, AQUARIUS, PISCES
TAURUS, LEO, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN
Aries: “I don’t even have my own attention/you said please don’t ever change/but you don’t like me the way I am” -Sunshine Riptide-
Taurus: “If I can live through this/I can do anything” -Champion-
Gemini: “I took too many hits off this memory/I need to come down” -Hold Me Tight or Don’t-
Cancer: “I’ve got dreams of my own/but I wanna make yours come true/so honey please come through” -Heavens Gate-
Leo: “I was gonna say something/that would solve all our problems/but then I got drunk/and forgot what I was talking about” -Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)-
Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
Aries male: very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it’s true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It’s not that he is a dick, it’s just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
Cancer male: oh boy. “Nightmare dressed as a daydream”. Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he’ll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn’t look like. The lonely wolf.
Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she’ll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn’t notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
Virgo male: cute but doesn’t have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn’t want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn’t care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn’t already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won’t forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
Libra male: my everything. Pretends he’s a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you’ll know when she cares about you. She’s like a mama bear. She’ll call you if she feels you are not happy. She’ll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don’t care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don’t know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and s*x.
Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can’t stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She’s so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He’s a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain’t in the same political party as you, just don’t mention politics. That’s when the fire shows.
Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won’t even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she’ll call. She’s absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it’s hard for her to trust people completely.
Capricorn male: THE F*CKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he’s crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she’s hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she’s very honest.
Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it’s just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don’t even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.
Taurus: Sometimes 1% sometimes 100
Gemini: Definitely more fierce than adorable so 10%
Scorpio: Scorpios aren’t adorable, they’re hot!! So I’ll say .01%
Aries: can be very fun but knows how to be firm and strict. Once they turn into teenagers they will make a point of building trust and discipline. No means no. Nothing is negotiable. At the end of the day they just love their kids and give them the best upbringing they can.
Taurus: dresses their kids in branded fashionable clothing. Has private education and lots of extra curricular activities. Music and art, the humanties are important. Honesty is key and lies will lead to greater consequences.
Gemini: their twin personality comes out in their parenting style. They would raise their kids gender neutral not caring about the ‘gender’ of the clothes or toys. Their kids would be happy and would have Great relationships with them as they get older.
Aries: aries secretly loves romantic movies, they daydream about having their own family and will always laugh at things that are inappropriate
Taurus: taurus spends hours choosing an outfit, sings in the shower and secretly likes school
Gemini: geminis laughs at their own jokes, practising kissing on their hand and loves fast food restaurants
Cancer: cancers still gets excited about christmas, stays up late watching horror movies and adores animals
Leo: leos takes 3928329 selfies and deletes them all, are always getting snacks late at night and secretly want to settle down with someone
Virgo: virgos have a laugh that makes you laugh, they are really passionate about certain tv shows and will always dance around their room listening to music loudly
Libra: libras love to bake, will spend hours doodling and drawing even if they’re not artistically talented and are always thinking about kissing someone
Scorpio: scorpios like to buy things for other people, spend ages doing their hair and love to make others laugh
Sagittarius: sagittarius will open doors for everyone, save pictures of places around the world they want to visit and are great huggers
Capricorn: capricorns make tons of music playlists, love spending time with family and talk in their sleep
Aquarius: aquarius is great with kids, is always laughing out loud at funny internet videos and
Pisces: pisces is passionate about movies, is soooo protective with the people they truly care about and is always drinking tea
Aries : the burning of your tires as you go 95 mph in a school zone
Taurus : a melting ice cone dropped on the pavement on a sunny day in July
Gemini : the red radiating from your cheeks after you said something embarrassing
Cancer : a blanket fresh from the dryer in a new home, ready for new memories to add to the old
Leo : the flush of pride after beating someone after a difficult game that left you as victor
Virgo : setting all the notes you took in class at the end of the year on fire
Libra : the sweat on the back of your neck when you’ve been dancing for hours
Scorpio : a shot of tequila burning your throat in a dark, crowded room
Sagittarius : the heat of a blush that comes from being caught in a lie
Capricorn : the kiss of someone you don’t love but who makes you come alive
Aquarius : piping hot liquid dropped on your crotch while driving to work
Pisces : the fierce unending hug of someone who loves you